Epic Bird Poo Hits Girl Eating Ice Cream

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.

The greatest ad man of them all who could sell ice to the eskimos delivers a presentation on the new Facebook layout. So stop moaning about it & deal with it. Who knew that Kodak ripped off Facebook with the Carousel?

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Just when you thought you'd had enough of music talent contests - you're not safe! At least there's not sign of Simon Cowell!

The American population is getting lazier and lazier.. LOL

I've never been shark fishing before so this could be a normal reaction from a Mako shark, but it's still pretty impressive. Personally I would have thrown the rod overboard and booted it back to shore as fast as possible. Then changed my pants.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection.

Finally, an instructional video on how to twirl nipple tassels. Take to the streets and rejoice, spread the word, grab the tassels, disrobe, and start twirling like your want to take off and fly!

Spock’s always looking in that goddamn scanner, the man’s obsessed with it. But it’s because it’s how he accesses his Facebook profile, so he’s always checking for updates.

This brings his pass completion record to 1-1, which raises his douche move completion record to a school high 35 for 35.

A professor has had enough of the two kids in the front row screwin' around and he whacks one of them so hard it knocks the kid off his chair.