Emma Watson Has A Cute Pussy

She's recently been on the interwebs looking nervous about signing a fan's picture of her getting out of a car exposing her pussy. Well now we finally get to see what alll the fuss is about - Awwww!

It's obvious that Jeebus is employed at this store, but I always thought he was a carpenter not a cobbler - WTF?

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

Just in case you were in any doubt as to the sheer gayness of the whole Twilight franchise, here's a gentle reminder from SNL funny man Will Ferrell. Apparently it's even gayer than being a gay.

Don't let your eye be distracted by the three hotties in the front of the picture posing in just their underwear. Off in the distance is quite possibly the greatest superhero costume ever created.

A true Pokemon master is ALWAYS playing, always in the zone and refuses to relax his grip on the tounament whatever the temptation. Oh yeah, because of this he's still probably a virgin too!

While the internet is a great giver, it can also be a taker away. Take this situation for example, this guy's uber stamina should be something that his girlfriend celebrates, instead pr0n, for once, has let him down.

One of the music-world's most enduring images has always been shrouded in mystery, WHO was holding the fishing rod with the $$$ bait? Why it took so long for the internet to make this image I don't know.

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

Obama has a very weird effect on teenage girls - WTF !?!

Dancing is pretty boring. At least this nerd has something to read while he's doing it. Should have brought an Asimov or two...