Emma Gets a Puppy

This couple's daughter Emma, had begged them to get her a puppy for years. So they finally got her one, and surprised her on her birthday. And her reaction is one of complete overwhelming joy and is totally adorable.

It’s the 21st century, so soon we will be inviting robot slaves into our homes to help us with all those jobs we hate doing—like raising children. So meet Geebo, the family friendly robot! FAIL!

Not something that everyone can try in their back garden, but if you have access to a giant earth mover and a backyard big enough to accommmodate it, this definitely looks like a whole lot of fun. Where do I sign up?

Why I'm glad you asked. It's so damn hot even tattoos are running off in search of a cold one. Mind you if I was Buddy I'd take full advantage of the chance to jump the ink wench, she's a babe!

Ever wonder what it would be like to explain The Matrix to The Dude? Morpheus gives it his best in this awesome little mash up. Something tells me that The Dude doesn't take him as seriously as he'd like...

This grandma gets a nasty shock as shark tries to attack her through some glass, and the fright of it sends her flying backwards to land right on her butt—she definitely won't be doing that again in a hurry.

I do love these Japanese gravure idols, I need to get myself a harem full of them, and quickly!

Labrador uses a pretty cool technique to snag two Frisbee's lying at the bottom of a pool. Skills!

This has to be a once in a life time thing. The clock is about to run out and you take a behind, over the head shot. It goes in and wins you the game. Just think how many school girl chicks are going to want to blow him tonight!

Thanks, internet, I definitely didn't have enough stuff to have nightmares about. This creepy old dude popping his eyes out should do nicely.

The Luigi Death Stare comes out from the confines of the new Mario Kart game and into the Anime Expo as Luigi rides around giving off some bad vibes while throwing a green shell at any one he passes.