Duke Reads 50 Shades

Abysmal re-purposed Twilight fan fiction has gripped the globe. Apparently women really do enjoy reading badly written porn. Men need something a little more substantial. Like the same, but read by DUKE NUKEM!

Talk about taking a (very) long shot! Is this the longest goal ever scored? This dude just kicks the hell out of this ball. Look at soccer stepping its game up!

This is what happens when you have a hands transplanted with ninja hands. With the right hands and a little bit of training it’s even possible to scratch your butt faster than the human eye can detect.

When the Sorting hat tells you that you're a Hufflepuff there is some good news and some bad. The bad news is that you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. The good news is that you'll be given plenty of nice crayons to play with...

A remix of clips from the movie where Hayley Joel Osmond played a little robot kid with the capability to love. Sounds totally lame, but this mashup will probably make you want to watch it. It's just THAT good!

This trolldad has four little kids - he seems to wear a Batman mask all day, trolling his family and filming it all so he can upload it to Vine for the megalolz—they call him... BatDad! And he is the most hilarious dad ever.

I guess he knows what he's talking about and is obviously a big fan of ice cream but there must be a way for him to enjoy it without coming over like such a weird creeper? Surely?

Lets face it, rush hour in most countries is pretty horrible, but this one looks way worse than your average. Talk about sardines in a can, some people can't even get off the train.

"Officer, clearly I have no problem with driving. Pulling over on the other hand is really difficult."

First Commercial For The Delicious 'Aunt Wang Syrup' and it's directed by Tyler the Creator and is pretty much the weirdest thing you're going to see or probably for the rest of the week. Just watch it.

It doesn’t matter whether you’d planned, clear your diaries for August 7, 2013. Because that’s the date everything in cinema is going to change forever with the release of the Alan Partridge film.