Duckface Extremis

Ok, so you have the 'duckface' pretty much perfected so now it's time for a tougher challenge. It's time to (wo)man up and attempt a fivehead - Your parents/aunt and uncle/brother and sister will be so proud.

Justin Bieber. Will the interet ever get tired of picking on him? I truly hope not. If anyone deserves it, it's this kid. Seriously.

They hide at the top of your stairs and come out at night....Mostly! If you are a feline owner then you will know that if you get more than 3 cats together then the spookiness begins. fear them.

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

There are load of people out there who's virginity is permanent. This chap is one of them and if you even look at his V plates with a glint in your eye he'll run you through with his Swiss army knife.

There's something strange... in your neighborhood. Who ya gonna call? Probably not as funny as Bill Murray, but definitely serves a more realistic purpose.

I'm not sure where this is, but they definitely need to budget a little extra money to the police department for next year!

Rule Number One: Never thrust your eyes, however much you think that what you are seeing is normal and makes sense. Take a moment to look a little more and then your whole world changes.

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

A REAL perfect girlfriend will never know she holds that title, she will sit with you patiently while you play WOW & not make a fuss when you go out drinking with your buddies. Yep, i must be dreaming again :(

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.