Duck Face Overload!

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

You really have to ponder here "WTF were they thinking?". Maybe when your kids are playing a bit too rough you should take them here and scare them absolutely straight. Or die!?

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

Remember your first car? You probably thought it was a total muff magnet, right? Well, chances are it was a steaming heap of crap, but it just looked awesome to you at the time. You were this kid.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

Did I just...was that what I thought it...but the...wait! Calm down my poor eyes, so used are they to the NSFW content of the web they see filth even when there is no filth. Damn you internet.

Some people have to resort to desperate measure to get something out of their system, but i fear none will go as far as this poor guy. For him life's outlook is going to be a long and very lonely road. Pity him.

Ok, when something like this appears in Shrek we all smile and think it's the sweetest thing - But REAL LIFE!!! - That's another thing entirely - OMG!

If you're going to put an advert on the side of a bus it's probably best to have a think about the placement of the wheels and make sure that they don't end up looking like a pair of wazzo jubblies.

This guy will never be taken seriously if he keeps letting people touch inside his mouth..

America's biggest head-honcho shows us his more classical side in this stunning self-portrait.