Drunk Dogs

This brings new meaning to the phrase 'drunk as a dog.' - LOL

I'm not sure if this is an impressive stunt or a cruel prank, like putting someone upside-down in a bin with their hands by their sides. It's funny either way...

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

M'mmm Pizza. I don't know about you but when I'm hungry for pizza i don't care where or how it's made, it's only after i've eaten it all i'll pray to god thats not were it comes from?

Sometimes life is totally without meaning or cause, but if you happen to be a nerd there is a brief moment of hope. Take Geoffrey Arend for example, how did such a geek end up with the cute & curvy Christina Hendricks. Bastard.

With 12 hour protection and a minty fresh taste it's the final solution to oral hygiene. If there's one thing your Arian family loves more than white power it's mint freshness.

They're almost exactly the same, except different! What does Jobs have against poor Flash anyway?

America's biggest head-honcho shows us his more classical side in this stunning self-portrait.

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)

Something tells me that this vehicle's title is something of a misnomer. It should be called the furious locomotive or the IShallHaveMyRevengInThisLifeOrTheNextmobile.