Dreams Can Come True

This one's a relatively easy one to make come true. She probably wouldn't even need to contact the make-a-wish foundation or anything, just mention it in passing to a guy a BAM. Your dream ma'am?

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

This is a real tough one to work out, things like this stop you in your tracks and make you ponder the mysteries of the universe in order to make the right choice. It's a mindf#ck!

Ever loved your electrical gadget so much you could eat it? Well now you can! You've heard how the Scottish like a deep friend Mars bar, right? Well, this is the next step. OM NOM NOM!!!

This is the girl only Halo guys dream of..

It just seems like such a long way to go for the President of the United States to take just have have a pint of the black stuff, maybe there was another reason? Next time wait until Jedward breaks America methinks!?

As if the great big cuddly pandas weren't daft enough, the female armour sets in the new World Of Warcraft expansion promise to be utterly ridiculous. Still, at least you'll have something to gawp at.

Dogs, don't you just love them, they are with you through thick & thin, always there with their unconditional love and ready to lisk your face with tose wet tongues of theirs, could there be anything nicer?

We all know sharks are badass, with their dead eyes and ferocious jaws and all those teeth. But their reputation as man-eating killers is vastly overrated. Sure they may kill the odd person, but that's nothing compared to death by fast food.

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.