Don't Blink

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

Arachnophobia is a debilitating affliction. You don't even need to be a sufferer to feel it's sting. If your flatmate has it, you could come home to this.

Also known as Walter White. If you're a fan of Breaking Bad you're probably already throwing fistfuls of cash at you monitor while you read this. I know I am.

That certainly had to hurt..

Not sure if he's talking about the microphone in this picture, or his womanhood. But whatever it is, if he can be a belieber, if he really wants to make that change, he can do it. Maybe.

So I heard about this tea bagging thing. What the hell is the big deal, i just don't get it?? I finally have a sleeping victim, i'm ready for action. This is what I'm supposed to do, right?

If only life were this simple. Someone really needs to figure out the whole portals thing as soon as possible. We could easily solve most of life's problems!

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

Wait, you mean that this milk I'm drinking hasn't been freshly squeezed from a feline teat? That's disgusting! I demand to see your store's returns policy!

If only everyone was as wise as young Tommy. Instead of experiencing the world for ourselves and deciding with our senses what's happening, let's just check Google Street View & if all's well there, then it must be fine. Douche.

They're organising, getting stronger, and one day there will be enough of them to take over the ENTIRE planet - Be afraid, be very afraid - "THE GINGERS ARE COMING!"