Dog Stick Dilemma

Animal of the day! Even though the stick is too long for the gap between the trees, the dog will not let go. And who blames him? In this economy, we can't just be dropping our possessions.

A pilot doesn't pick up enough speed before attempting a water take off and crashes hard just feet away from the camera man.

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.

The Time Lord is a bit of a randy bugger, it’s all that traversing the space-time continuum. It makes a man lonely, and when he’s surrounded by beautiful women. Well, it’s only a matter of, erm, time.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

Just when you thought it was safe to go back on the internet, the harbinger of the death of pop music releases another single to make you want to slice off your ears with a broken CD before destroying your music collection.

This feathery little fella can't get enough of the phat beats and dances like some sort of tiny winged god. Not content with just bobbing his head he's got more moves than Napoleon Dynamite.

It's good to know your daughter has a real talent. She learned early on that her options for getting her parents' attention were going to be limited to finding a pole to dance on.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

This crazy man grabs a baseball bat from the sporting goods section then goes on a rampage destroying 29 TV's valued at over $20k at a Walmart in Atlanta.

This is one of the worst things to have in your basement, really difficult to get rid of once they settle in. Totally worse than an infestation of rats of cockroaches.