Dog Poops On Live TV

As Triumph the Insult Comic Dog would say, 'This is a great news program...for me to poop on!'

At the Melbourne Skydive Centre they fly, not quite like birds soaring across the blue heavens, but they fly. Ish. It’s more like a meditative fuck you to gravity and giving a big middle digit to the laws of the universe.

Smoking Hot Actress Olivia Wilde gets pretty damn cute on the beach, if you use just a little imagination. Oh the possibilities, killer hot babe!

If you’re worried what gay marriage might do to straight marriage, then look no further than this video to stoke your fire. These terrifying conversations are occurring in the homes of straight couples everywhere right now.

Testing again and again, the cat finally bothers the dog enough for movement - LOL

Now there’s nothing wrong with a rainbow society that celebrates the varied cultures of this multifarious earth that we all inhabit. But the line has to be drawn at Muslamic ray guns.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

I wonder what the snake is thinking.. -WTF

This chick is trying to look sexy for the camera but loses her balance and falls off the top of the boat - It's a classic hawt FAIL!

A police officer gets frustrated with a chick driving too slow in the fast lane and does something that ALL drivers wish they could do, without pulling her over or running her off the road. GENIUS!

What exactly was the marketing genius behind associating sprite with semen?