Do Not Sit

There's some great advice right there..

We might be jumping to conclusions here about her origins, maybe she's a test pilot in a broom factory, or even an ex pupil from Hogwarts? Either witch way she needs to 'brush up' on her flying skillz.

Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...

Being stripped naked and photographed with a car battery attached to your nipples is nothing compared to being restrained and made to listen to Rebecca Black on a loop. Listen up torturers, you might learn something.

If you're feeling down or depressed, just take a look at this dude and repeat after me; "It could be much, much worse. At least I'm not THIS guy". you should feel instantly better. That'll be 120 euros please.

When your hair becomes a bird it's time to seriously re-evaluate your current 'do'. If all else fails, reach for the clippers and shave it all off. It's for the best.

What is the planet coming to? It's outrageous, wherever you jump out of a pefectly good plane nowadays you just can't seem to topless skydive in peace any more. For shame.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

Trolling isn't just annoying, it's an art form, and in some ways pretty damn funny, unless it's happening to you. Here are some fine examples of things taken to the very excess....and beyond.

Wearing cicadas on your head isn't normal...but on Japan it is. Oh well, i guess if you look at it another way you now have something that is guaranteed to eat any headlice you might have had!?