Disobedient Dog

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

We've all heard of the 'Walk Of Sham'e. Now there is a new title that could be bestowed upon you next time you pass out drunk - the Sleep Of Shame! You can't avoid that evidence.

This is what real friends are made of. If your buddy won't lie in a puddle of urine while you stand on him and relieve yourself into a urinal, he's not your buddy.

What the hell has someone done to these girls' faces? It looks like their lips have been injected with the Earth's supply of collagen and then slapped about with a swarm of electric eels.

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

Damn, I Wanted Some Juice !!! And there's me fresh outta juice as well. Suppose I'll have to go back to the classic style. Sometimes you don't know how lucky you are to have missed out!

Now, what if someone was supposed to decipher this during a driver's test? That's just not fair..

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

I think it's pretty obvious that if you are lucky enough to bag one of these two, they're definitely a keeper. I mean, what better place to keep a nice cold beer handy could you possibly think of?

Step up a Mr. George Mauer, the ginga love ninja with a pedo grin that would scare off Pedo Bear. Let's hope this sign sees him being harassed forever until he dies his hair a colour that doesn't resemble urine.