Disney Princesses FAIL!

Being a fantasy do-gooder isn't all it's cracked up to be - And you thought they all had easy lives didn't you. They have the same problems and the rest of us.

To heck with the Like button or the ever sought after Dislike button. This button would cover 99% of the stupid status updates I get a day.

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

If you've ever had support for PETA then you won't after reading this damning indictment of them. They sound like a bunch of psychotic terrorists who don't so much value the lives of animals as are completely insane.

Would these be on every street corner if hippies ruled the world?

A new magazine for women, that is totally not like all those over magazines that go on about boyfriends and your insecurities and loads of other rubbish that turns you into a gibbering tard. Oh wait, yes it is.

This serves as a reminder never to let your big brother help you build your train set. Seriously, he has an ulterior motive and will probably post pics of you and the Wiener Express on facebook.

This note is a cry for help from a maiden in distress about the power of the dorm shower head. Problem is how the hell does she know what she knows, it begs the question - WTF!?!

While the world may barely tolerate Ms Black, if only to have someone else to rip the mickey out of other than Justin Bieber, Jules and Vincent aren't the sort of guys who are going to suffer ear bleeding pop tripe.

BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are from the movie Shrek.