Dinosaur Handler FAIL!

Yeah, you didn't really handle it, did you, Tom? I saw Jurassic Park, and I wouldn't say any of those dinosaurs were well handled. Sort it out, dude.

The 1960s Spider-Man of cartoon fame was a superfly, uber-cool badass. Well, at least he is when you look at it from a 21st internet culture perspective and put some white lettering over the top to make with the megalolz.

Adapted from the play of the same name, it's a wonderful film and arguably the best thing that Sarah Jessica Parker has ever been in, except maybe Sex And The City 3; Rise Of The Menopause.

If you want to look like you're wearing the latest styles and want to be the envy of all your friends, then you'll want to get yourself a getup like this. You laugh now but in 10 years time we'll all be wearing it.

Your friends might act like they don't enjoy your annoying pranks that catch them unaware when they're trying to relax. But the truth is they love it. Especially a crossbow to the gut.

Sometimes the truth really hurts, even if it isn't very creative! Someone needs to make the reply into a stencil and annotate each bit of graffiti

Seeing a sign like this hanging in the front window of the Apple store is, well, almost magical. Well done sir, sorry about the whole 'getting fired' thing.

Being an atheist's pretty cool, you can laugh at religious people and do what the hell you like without any superstitious fear of divine retribution. But then when you die, it's a bit of a bummer.

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

Holy hell that's a scary looking swell. There's no way you would catch me on a surfboard while some horrifying, tentacled sea monster is on the loose, looking for a fleshy meat flavoured snack...

If you've never felt the unbridled thrill of finding a delicious stray onion ring amongst your order of fries, you've been deprived of one of life's true joys. I weep for you.