Dick-Nose Penny Farthing Fail

So many questions. Such a short video. I think this clip is like an episode of lost. It poses more questions than it answers but is strangely compelling. I just hope Cyril Sneer wasn't seriously injured...

If people recording videos on their phone in portrait instead of landscape is a bugbear of yours, this video’s for you. With appropriate anger and violence it details how annoying and stupid it is.

Prepare to be confused. CGI techniques have progressed to the point where they are indistinguishable from the real thing. This video plays with that idea and will most likely blow your tiny little mind.

The Japanese are pretty damn weird. This shouldn't come as news to anyone who's been on the internet before. If you need proof however, you need look no further than this gameshow where a dog humps some dude's head.

He's pretty damn good on that drumkit, and his solo came out of nowhere. So did his bizarre reaction to it (WAIT FOR IT!). It's almost as if he has an allergic reaction to his own innate awesomeness...

No animal looks quite so sorry for itself as a cat drenched in water. It's like the water saps the very life out of them, like every shred of decency and respect has been washed out of them and down the plughole.

So the unofficial mascot of heinous perversion has finally hit the mainstream and people are taking it VERY seriously. Perhaps a little too seriously. I think these people should get out a bit more...

This is one you simply have to see to believe. A van obliterates a passenger car, sending a father and son flying across the street. Amazingly, they survive with no major injuries.

Meanwhile, in Lincolnshire… The contestants grab an egg out of a box of six where five have been hardboiled. They then smash it against their forehead and try not to end up with egg on their face.

He actually did it, but I don't think he was expecting what came next.. LOL

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?