Derp Dog Adoption

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

Because what could elevate your Christmas cheer more than painstakingly replacing every last light bulb on the christmas tree, one by one? Nothing. That's what.

Damn, it's a pain being told where you can and can't be...Oh wait, I'm sorry, I thought that said "No" Dogs Allowed. I was mistaken. It's cool.

Who would have thought that a bunch of head banging metal men would have such divinely lustrous locks? Seriously? It's enough to make Rapunzel say "DAYUM!".

It's painfully sad but entirely true for anyone out there with a full-time job or currently studying at school. The only comfort comes when you retire, or die, whichever one comes first :(

Sure, it's not a watertight argument against abstaining from tasty tasty meats, but it's an excuse to mock that supercilious yet unhealthy looking mate of yours. Venus fly-trap casserole anybody?

People ask why haven't primates evolved into humans if we evolved from them. Well, here's the proof that they have. This silver back looks remarkably human, he's even sitting down snacking on junk food.

If you own a cat or have ever been in close proximity to one you know. Cat's are not shy about flashing the choco starfish. In fact if you're not careful they'll rub the rusty sherriff's badge in your face too.

As female revenge goes, this is a pretty decent attempt - LOL !

So maybe you think that drugs are not really gonna effect you and change your life, you know, you could be right. Lindsay Lohan knows a thing or two about this and even after all that abuse she still looks amazing. Right?

Math cat has been casting his eye over your finacial situation and unfortunately he has some bad news for you. That dog you want to buy? Not going to happen. There's no bias here either. Math Cat has spoken.