Date Gone Well

In he fantasy world of video gaming life is slightly different than the cold hard light of reality - How comes the dates I go on where there's blood on the bumper don't end with a compliment?

Oh the sheer joy of a new life coming into this world, it's overwhelming isn't it. A little miracle, I bet you can't wait to craddle it in your arms. It's just so...Oh hang I think I just got a text from my BFF...

BFFs are so sweet, just look at these two darlings, one's a giant ogre with breath like a baby's diaper and a face not even a mother could love, with a friend who's a goofy ass. The other two are from the movie Shrek.

This girl has the hairiest arms I've ever seen! Could you imagine what her legs must look like? Yikes!

Life's eternal question and if you get it wrong it could mean a whole world of pain! but never fear, follow this helpful guide and you will be set for a life of bliss!

Sometimes parents do the dumbest things when it comes to their precious little babies - He looks so cute all fast asleep, lets just hope he doesn't roll over!

Whether or not he's spanking it, he sure looks like he is. He could just be rearranging, or maybe he just really, really, REALLY likes swimming?

You ever seen Vin Diesel in The Fast & The Furious film saga, well, thats me, thats exactly how i drive, i live to drive fast, nothing can catch me i'm.... WAIT .... Is that a cop car over there. Damn, better slow down!

Kids, they are humanities last hope, lets hope they work hard and play HARDER! I really hope my children grow up to be as awesome as this.

I don't know about you but while I'm sending a text message I always like to have a little stretch. This chick is totally copying my style.

Holy hell that's a scary looking swell. There's no way you would catch me on a surfboard while some horrifying, tentacled sea monster is on the loose, looking for a fleshy meat flavoured snack...