Dancing Pwnage

When people dance this badly they deserve everything they get, and in Russia what they get is a explosion, right in the face. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douchenozzle.

The Australian prime minster addresses the Mayan prophecy that is making everyone nervous about the 21st December and the world stopping from existing on that date. It turns out the world WILL end. Take it away PM…

So you thought you were safe did you? It’s a mad world, but that doesn’t really affect little old me. WRONG! Fiction just became fact. The cyber wars are here, to set off nuclear missiles like Syknet.

She's blonde, she has a great body and a great pair of funbags, surely there can't be much to complain about with this beauty?

It might sound like a fast food chicken wrap with ring stinging chilies in it, but this is actually a tornado made of fire. Yep, just when you thought Australia couldn't get any more dangerous, along come fire tornadoes.

He didn't qualify for the X-Games, but he did qualify for a discount on a hip replacement.

Ok, i can see some sort of trend starting here with the first of '30 Seconds of a hot chick' - Two ultimate hotties blowing bubbles at each other for just 30 seconds!

OK, so if you ever wondered what’s it’s like to be in love, it’s essentially like being off your mind on cocaine. So, don’t bother finding a partner and falling in love and having kids, just do lots of coke instead.

It looks like he learned his debate skills from the great Ric Flair!

If you have fond memories of playing MGS and marveling at the badassery of Revolver Ocelot, don't watch this. It turns out that Ocelot is about as imposing as someone performing at a children's birthday party...

Pranks ALWAYS seem better when played on a cute chick - Well, the girl who owns this room has a real surprise when she gets home.. LOL