DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

I think this technically classes as Nerdcore, taking it's place between songs about Magic: The Gathering and ones about text adventures. Word.

Take one game show: 'The Price Is Right', edit out all the boring game-show bits and cut to the audience (the frmale sector) running down to the stage to play the game. NOW you have a show worth watching!

If you thought that every last drop of delicious lulz had been squeezed from the World's Greatest Cry man, then prepare to be surprised. Sometimes all it takes is one simple idea to turn a tired old meme into fresh lulz.

Want an automatic ketchup delivery system? Tough titties. That dream is still a little ways off yet. Sure, there are people working on it, but they're not exactly humanity's best and brightest...

Well, he doesn't seem too upset that it sounded like his partner was murdered and burned.. LOL

600bhp, 1100kg: The McLaren F1 GTR is a Le Mans racer with street tires. It is also the best sounding car ever made. Ever wondered what fear looks like? You now have the answer.

Good old Bill, completely destroying science with his dumb arguments. Works of scholarly genius like "How did the moon get there?". Gee, I dunno Bill, maybe it accreted from the debris after a collision with another celestial body.

Do you miss your girlfriend? Spending more and more time sulking while gazing mournfully out of a window? Sounds like it's time you ate a breath-mint & posted her a bottle of your minty fresh breath.

Hot tubs are steamy salacious cauldrons in which countless supermodels have splashed their way into America's collective male fantasy. But like so much fungi, there's an icky reality just below the surface of the water.

In Russia this is how they blow dandelion or at least this is how they pull a prank on their friend when they both pretend they're going to blow dandelion—and it's a good one, worth remembering to try at home.