Cyanide & Happiness - The Weatherman

Should you always believe the weatherman? Probably not if he's anything like the guy in this clip, who seems to care more about the leftover macaroni cheese from his party than he does about the weather.

If there was an actual award ceremony for this kind of accolade, this dude would probably never lose. His reign of Assholeness would continue until the end of time and then for a fortnight after that, too.

You've probably seen someone burning rubber before, but burning their rim? Oh god, I hope you haven't seen that. Well, that's kinda what this guy is doing. A donut but without all that smelly rubber. Skills.

Yeah, like this isn’t disturbing in anyway, shape, or form. But who doesn’t like eating babies? M’mm they taste so delicious, you can’t blame these people for wanting to devour one. Oh, what, it’s only a cake?

Well, I don't know what the commercial is saying, but I get the message.. DON'T eat what grandma baked! LOL

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

A couple guys armed with guns will always beat a full house.

Two guys are giving this kid problems in an apartment lobby and just before they attack him he throws two brutal knock out punches and runs off. Being outnumbered just got EPIC!

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.

A woman demonstrates an extremely creepy toilet in Japan. The Japanese demonstrate their efficiency once again with a toilet that scares the crap out of you and sends you running out of the bathroom, screaming.

A Dad loads up five kids on his motorcycle and drives them to school in Pakistan.