Cushion Lover

I'm not a big fan of cushions. The girlfriend LOVES them, but even she doesn't love them as much as this little leg-humper does. The moment his masters are out of the door he's making them his b#tches. Bow chicka wow wow.

There comes a time in every man's life when shaving with a razor just doesn't, well, cut it. Sometimes you just need to man up, grab the sander or giant cleaver and stop acting like such a pussy.

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

If you never went to college and want to know what it's like to go, it's a lot like this. It's like a montage of this and failing on tests. There's a hint of learning but it's mostly about hangovers.

Kids! They write the funniest internet video sketches! To get your vids noticed on YouTube it’s good to have a gimmick. The gimmick for this show is kids pretending to be a salesman and a customer.

The Icelandic Symphony playing the music of John Williams with a little help from a certain Dark Lord - AWESOME!

If they’re not trying to win the affections of a bridesmaid with their impressive equine transportation (a horse outside), then they’re wanting to fight a young lady’s father to show her how much they adore her.

Driving in Russia is a very different experience to driving anywhere else in the world. The main thing to remember is; mirror, signal, bludgeon, firearm. Either that or just let someone else do the driving. Way safer.

Farts mixed with stupid dogs is a guaranteed good mixture. When this little guy trumps it actually makes him jump, and then he gets a wiff and likes it even less.

This is not a bad idea for house cats who get fat and unhealthy, so they can move their feet—in fact, this is how you could make fat Americans exercise, dangle a hamburger in front of a treadmill.

It’s Animal from the Muppets in human form, how did this happen? Who cares, this guy’s frikking awesome, he should sack this bunch of no-hopers off and join a real rock & roll band - WTF!?!