Confucius Say!

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."

It's the little things that really matter, forget noming on a seal or dreaming about inviting a penguin over for dinner, what this bear really wants is his T-U-B-E!

There's nothing like venting spleen on some of Steve Jobs' finest achievements in the shiny gadget world. Take a gun, a hammer, and some blunt instruments and start pummelling the crap out of them. Then breath. Isn't that better?

Mocking the hipster is something that absolutely everyone can get behind. Nobody likes hipsters, not even hipsters. They're like nazis or zombies.

GTA taught me well, like hookers are free if you kill them & if you ever get shot in the head doctors should be able to clean that shit up in no time at all. Also, to avoid the police, just lock your bedroom door

Ryu really has a way with the ladies. He gives them a savage beating, cusses them off & then tries to get their digits in under 10 seconds! You really can't blame him for trying. You'd do the same.

Everyone is losing their minds over the new Avengers films, even people who aren't actually people, like the cast of Spongebob Squarepants. Seriously though, I bet this would make a way cooler movie...

Surf's up dooood! Go grab your submarine and let's tackle some gnarly waves, you bodacious seaman. Like, using surfboards is just so 1977, it's all about the nuclear submarines these days.

If you ever need help, don't be afraid to ask the internet. Sure you might not get exactly what you asked for but you'll sure as hell get a few unicorns & some narwhals, which are pretty much the solution to most things.

Did I just...was that what I thought it...but the...wait! Calm down my poor eyes, so used are they to the NSFW content of the web they see filth even when there is no filth. Damn you internet.

Just because man will fly to the stars in the future it doesn't mean they will not be using our favourite internet memes !