Close Encounter With A Train

Boy narrowly misses being struck by an oncoming Train.

Never, ever attempt anything, just stay in front of that computer and keep watching other people fuck stuff up. That way you'll never be humiliated like this bozo. Although you may become annoying, obese, and die of diabetes.

Look at those lovely long dark flowing locks, tell me you wouldn't hike across mountains made of rotting cat shit & rivers of streaming tramps' urine to lick her elbow. HUBBA!

They might act all cute & cuddly when they want something, but cats can be total jerk-offs too. There seems to be no rhyme or reason behind why they’re doing it either, other than just the joy of being an a-hole.

Okay, so this video has been floating around the youtubes for about a year, but goddamn it, it still totally gets me. Not sure whether it's the awesomeness of his saxophony or the size of his cojones...

If you're a cat fan and and enjoyer of fine nuggets of factual information then this will be a veritable festival of fun for you eyes, ears and grey matter. There are facts aplenty and they're all about cats. Enjoy.

I didn't know those things were to be used outside the water.. OMG

What? You never seen two dogs dining in a busy restaurant before? Except, this restaurant sounds busy but doesn’t look it. Maybe the people dining are tiny people too small to see with the naked human eye.

Want the perfect snap of yourself ? Then you are going to need very special skills my friend...

Tinder, Match.com, eHarmony, Grindr... there's something for everyone out there, but it can be tough to negotiate it all, so let this helpful musical number act as your guide in the tricky world of online dating.

Medic! We've got a man with a cracked set of teeth and a critically wounded ego.