Clams Like Salt

Okay, so technically that's not it's tongue, it's the clam's foot, but it's not as funny if you look at it like that. Just hit yourself on the head a few times, forget that I told you that, and laugh like a tard.

Jelani Eddington plays the Main Title from the Star Wars Symphonic Suite at the 5/80 Sanfilippo Wurlitzer theatre pipe organ in Barrington, Illinois—and it's possibly the best thing you'll see in the next two minutes.

Bruce Lee has a new protégé, and the boy is only five-years-old! YouTube user Bruce Ryu posted a video of his son reenacting the nunchuk scene from “Game of Death. It's one 5 year old you definitely don't want to mess with.

There’s speculation as to how true that actually is, but at last we now know how it happens and exactly what type of spider climbs into your greedy maw.

Both the driver and passenger may need to make a quick pit stop after this so they can change their underwear. All that is needed to avoid this would be an in-car rest room!

You think it an absolute outrage for Cinema Sins to even go there with a movie as perfect as this. But they went there, and they come back with over 80 sins committed by Finding Nemo—shame on your Pixar.

They would've got away with it if it wasn't for you pesky viewers! Check out this intriguing coolness!

This aint the first time you've seen it and it wont be the last but you just gotta luv the ownage!

You can just tell from the outset that this isn't the best idea he's ever had. Huge silo. Hammer aimed at it's base. I dunno, at least if he manages to kill himself he is only strengthening the gene pool...

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

LMFAO's Party Rock Anthem was catchy but this track is way more awesome. There aren't many songs that would make me happily watch a dude gyrating in a sequined speedo, so if nothing else it's definitely unique.