Chubby Baby Does Weird Tile Slide - WTF!?!

Sometimes reality is waay stranger than fiction - It actually isn't that weird when you consider the fact that one of her parents is an octopus! Seriously strange stuff!

It seems the iPad is the musical instrument du jour for the discerning pop star about town. And playing live? Forget using a stage, that was so 1998. Now it's all about an impromptu gig at your local mobile phone retailer.

Old Gold time! 1998 was one hell of a drug. It was if this guy is anything to go by. He says cryptic computery things and sports a rapist beard. Also, he's a macfag, just in case you thought it couldn't get any worse.

My bet is the store owner probably isn't that fast and was bluffing in hopes he wouldn't have to chase the skater

And people wonder why you should wear protective clothing on a superbike!? A biker loses his balance and suffers some road rash. He should have kept his training wheelies on during this stunt.

Cats Are dicks. They can be as cute and cuddly as you like but deep down they're all dicks. I bet this guy has never woken his cat up for no reason other than being a little bit bored and lonely...

OK, so it might not flush once it's finished, but you've still got to be impressed with this kitty who instead of shitting on your prized rhododendrons, has been trained to poop down the toilet. Beyond impressive.

A dump truck driver in Turkey forgets to drop his truck bed and obliterates a pedestrian bridge over a highway. Two people were injured, but everyone survived.

The mistletoe tradition is of Scandinavian origin. Is the tradition still alive and well though? Will pursed lips and a bit of foliage get you a kiss or just a slap around the face? These two aim to find out.

A wise man once said; The last thing you want after a cucumber sammich is someone else's pubes in your teeth. Durex take their advertising to bold and disgusting new places in an effort to get them banned from the television.

Sometimes you do things that you will ALWAYS regret - He won't be trying this again.. OUCH