Chris Pratt Gives Tour of Milano Spaceship

The only way this MTV Cribs style tour of Star-Lord’s Milano spaceship from 'Guardians of the Galaxy' could've been improved is if Chris Pratt did it in character—other than that this is a solid 9/10.

Life can be such a bummer living in one of the richest places in the world, all those movies to watch and you can’t choose which one. All the delicious, abundant food makes you so fat. Ugh!

Jimmy talks to Morgan about his Science show, Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman, but they don't discuss normally, instead they suck the helium out of balloons while they chat, just, well, because.

Bananas are tired of being beaten and bruised.. now they're fighting back. - LOL

When she says multi-tasking does she mean satisfying three women at once while playing MW2?

PRO TIP: When playing with your homemade cannon in the back of a tiny trailer attached to a tiny car, remember to place it far from your house, otherwise very bad things will happen. Just like this.

This Rube Goldberg machine is a genuine bone fide record breaker. With over 300 individual steps, this behemoth flawlessly accomplished the simple task of blowing up and popping a balloon. So freaking useful, eh?

Sneaking a video camera into a high security prison might not seem very useful but apparently it's pretty dangerous. This guy should have opted for a rock hammer and a poster of Rita Hayworth.

This deer learns at the top of his jump that he no longer has the legs to clear a six foot fence.

The school girl outfit, a classic, perennially up there with the cheerleader, nurse, Batman...no...wait!

People think that right-wing fascist scum are out there with their prejudices walking boldly down the street screaming abuse at anyone who’s not an Aryan pure bred. But, has anyone thought about their feelings?