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Chinese BBQ Lighter
This is WEIRD! If you want a cigarette lit or a BBQ started and you want it done in style, you better talk to this guy. It may take him a few minutes to get his oral inferno all fired up but it's well worth the wait.
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Back in the 19th century, this is the sort of thing they called entertainment, but unknowingly they were fuelling the nightmares of children, and adults, for generations to come. Kill it. With fire. From space.
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Actors can rise to any challenge but some are more difficult than others, like pretending to ride a horse for instance. Pro tip: “Make out as though you’re actually 'making out' on the barrel.”
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The great thing about the internet is that anyone and everyone can contribute even people who are completely pants-on-head retarded. I'm not saying the person that made this was retarded, just that it's a possibility...
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Is it me or is modern technology getting waaay too intrusive - WTF?
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If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.
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Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?
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You might be able to get away with this stuff in front of Luigi, but real people aren't quite as understanding as a fictional plumber's brother and colleague—why not try out the stealth box trick and see for yourself.
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Don't feel bad dude. Most of us feel the exact same way about this screwed up economy.
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Here is what we learned about Pastor Joe Nelms. He leads an incredible prayer, knows a lot about cars and has a really hot wife. He's living the life.
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When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!
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