Childhood Toy

This brought back memories of hours of irritating my parents by constantly boinging this magical door stop spring!

Have you ever laughed at sci-fi programmes and said to youself, "Who the hell comes up with these dumb ideas?". Well think again because it looks like Captain Kirk & Picard have had an effect on our technology. WTF!?!

When someone says to a woman, "Put your face on", it isn't just a figure of speech. So be careful the next time you meet up with a cute girl, lurking beneath the pretty face could be Steve Buscemi.

A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.

He might be cute but he tells the most obnoxious, toe curlingly bad puns and the worst part is that he looks so proud of them. That's it, I'm adding him to my hitlist.

The Harry Potter series has spanned 8 films and ten years and has smashed box office records along with occupying everyone's time far too much. But just in case you wanted to get all geeky, here's the franchise in numbers.

Because it's only ever one, never both. One of them will go weird, lose all bass notes & shed it's rubber sheath on a regular basis while the other one will be found, fully functional by archaeologists in the year 4117.

It’s time for you to learn something for the day–Photo-realism began as an American art movement in the 1960s, taking photography as its inspiration.

He might not look like the sort of guy you want to give a nice big warm hug to, but you shouldn't judge a book by it's cover. Unless it's Mein Kampf, in which case judge away.

I really hope he does go bald, and soon. It's no more than that Donny Osmond looking douchenozzle crooner deserves. LOL J/K, I love him. Got all his albums. <3

Listen very carefully to the old Chinese Sage's pearls of total wisdom! "Man who run behind bus get exhausted, man who run in front of bus get tired."