Chick Owned by Flour Cannon

Flour cannons: Because Hallmark doesn't make a card that says "I wish you spent more time in the kitchen." - In some ways this isn't so much ownage as 'karma', or maybe they are one and the same thing?

These two must have some real history because they really start going at each other on numerous occasions. The dressing room at this news centre must have the roughest atmosphere.

TED have covered a LOT of ground in their various talks and seminars, but there's one thing they've neglected to tackle thus far; the zombie apocalypse. Thankfully they are rectifying this with an animated discussion of zombiism.

It might look like some kind of weird stretched van, but in actual fact this is a real-life transformer. It changes from a van into a van and a boat! If it also changed into a robot it would be perfect.

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

A watermelon gets obliterated against an Amazing Race contestant's face, at which point she must've wondered whether she'd ended up on The Big Bang theory by mistake.

The cat finally gets what it deserves for tormenting the little birdy.. - LOL

Ever wondered where Lady Gaga went to school? I'm willing to bet five bucks she went here or at least somewhere with a very similar curriculum. God bless this school. Sluts are what make the world go around.

If you started playing video games with Pong and are still addicted to games today, there's a fair chance that this video represents you life up until this point. Prepare yourself to nostalgia real hard.

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

Google have got your back with their fully autonomous car. OK, so this is just a prototype and it’s probably going to be about another 10 years before you can buy one, but still, you can walk everywhere until then.