Chick Fails Miserably At Backflip

Girls-girls-girls, it's always best to know your limits, however cute you might think you are! I don't think I have ever seen someone rotate less on a backflip attempt. I don't think she even completed a quarter of a turn.

Awwww, bless! He's scared of a balloon pop, i guess we shouldn't tell him its under the toilet seat then? I find it hard to believe he's not used to much larger explosions in the bathroom.

If you have seen Alien then you most likely love it and will appreciate this blocky 60 second memory jogger. If you've not then I'm pretty sure you are committing some sort of crime against celluloid. Go watch it now!

Yep, The latest installment of Call Of Duty is about squeezed out and flushed into stores nationwide. The graphics look unchanged, the storyline and dialogue is feeble and DLC is no doubt already prepared. Oh the humanity!

The pilot doesn't start high enough on a low flying loop and ejects out of his plane sending it crashing into the ground.

Overheard at one dinner table in this restaurant: 'The new waitress is so nice. She gets your order mostly right, and she almost never throws her feces at you!' - Serious monkey business!

Getting a quick meal in the ocean isn't hard if you know where to look, and you don't mind eating anchovies by the metric fuckton. Not sure what kinda fish/shark/kraken this is but I wouldn't wanna be in that net!

There are a lot of gags about the British, but this one combines hilarity and truthfulness. Sure the bad teeth thing isn't ALWAYS true but if you ask a British citizen what they think of Prince Charles, they'll say "wanker"!

Animals aren't stupid.. The zebra makes an attempt to drown its attacker. - COOL

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

Apple takes on Google Earth – with previously classified military tech (Apple bought the company). Welcome to the world of tomorrow! Today.