Celebrity Falsies

Celebrities generally don't admit when they've had nips, tucks and bags of silicon placed under their skin. That's why it's so much fun to compare old and new pictures of them and pass judgement on their choices.

It's that wonderful, peaceful calm before the oncoming storm of an almighty hangover. You've had another heavy night and you could fall fast asleep on a bed of rusty nails. Or anywhere.

Get ready for 40 Cage-tastic pictures of assorted celebrities and famous figures with Nick Cage's glorious face superimposed over the original. Sounds daft but it has the power to convert you to the Church Of Cage. Fact.

Yep, that's right, the fabled Spring Break is drawing ever closer and the main reason why you went to college to study will become apparent. It's a time to meet with other students and converse about coursework and everything educational. Isn't it?

There's a fine line between an amazing tattoo on a cute chick & an industry standard 'tramp stamp' that separates something guys want to drool at & a girl to be avoided!

A random bunch of über-hot non-fishfaces that we can all agree are ball-achingly SUPER-HOT. Hotter than salsa dancing on the moon in an acrylic jumpsuit. Hotter than sitting on a barbecue dressed as Jabba the Hut. Etc.

It never fails that there's always someone sitting there waiting with a camera every time someone gets drunk and fails miserably - luckily for us!

What better combo could there possibly be?. There's something about a babe with a weapon, it instantly gives her attitude despite the fact she doesn't know how to take the safety off.

Let's say your beloved mutt managed to grow some thumbs and was able to use a cellphone—it would probably be a very bad thing because you'd end up getting texts like this ALL THE FRIKKIN TIME.

Not to be confused with spastictastic which is something completely different, splitstastic is an expression used to embody the pure awesomeness of attractive ladies doing the spits. You'll never look at ladies in the same way again.

Lets face it, people are a very strange fruit, sure we are all prone to behavining as a norm in everyday situations, but change the background picture, or calmness into chaos and it seems like little changes.