Celebrities Read Mean Tweets #5

Celebs hate people being mean to them. If you're going to tell Larry David to shut the eff-up, then you are a braver man than most—just hope you don't bump into him in the street.

You may’ve thought that Jurassic Park was beyond ridicule, but you were wrong, even CGI dinosaurs can get laughed at. Although Spielberg’s movie is no doubt awesome, it did involve some ridiculous plot holes and science.

It's kinda sad when pets are actually waay cooler than their owners. You can just imagine the dog thinking "ok. now i've taught him to do that, i wonder if i can teach him to lick his own butt'. Awesome stuff.

This dude's peel out leaves flames on the pavement. Where he's going he doesn't need roads. (Hint: It's a mechanic. To get the tires replaced.)

Someone's just invented a new sport! It's kinda like water-skiing or wakeboarding except instead of riding the waves, you're underneath them! All you get to use is this simple wing and a lungful of air. Looks fun.

I imagine this is exactly what the Super Best Friends would have been like in their twilight years. Mind you, If I was Batman I would have ditched Robin a long, long time ago. That dude is so goddamn lame.

Crashing your new scooter is a bad move. Everyone knows scooters lose at least 20-30% of their value as soon as they're towed off the lot, but i think in this case it could be quite a bit more. FAIL!

Another hauntingly briliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke AKA Pogo, you’re in for a treat.

It was the best of times, and it was the worst of times. It was the eve of two girls play fighting on a bed, and it was a night of two girls knocked out on the floor.

It kinda looks like the local mid Michigan ABC 12 news reporter had 'other' things on her mind when whe ended up drawing an obvious penis on the screen while describing a construction zone. Gotta love live TV.

I must have forgotten how the film went because I sure don't remember this scene going quite like this. Still, when someone drops the C bomb and he's got mad backup, what can you do? Stand there and take it, thats what.