Cassetteboy - Borris' Olympic Speech

London Mayor Borris Johnson give us the lowdown on the upcoming olympic events in the English capital. If you're not familiar with Cassetteboy, that's because he gets DMCA'd like crazy. Watch this now while you can!

Don't mess with this guy's cousin or he be coming down to f#ck yo sh#t up. And tear the whole shop a newbie while he's in the process. Let's just all calm down and have a chat, yeah?

You know the score, a cute chick who's had one too many to drink - Time to move in and ask her to dance, just don't make it anything too complicated - OUCH!

This Cat can serve up a punch with the best of them, but the day he met this Dog, it was the battle of the immovable object vs the unstoppable force.

Two elephant seals have an off day in this cute animated short by Victor Caire, which sees a little bird causing a bit of trouble between the two bulky beast, who in the end can't really be bothered with it all.

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

He can't even blame this one on Toyota's acceleration. This is stupidity, pure and simple. Back to driver's ed methinks?

Ok, this one is a bit different, the game seems weird and unusual, but the prank itself is universal in its ability to scare the utter crap outta this unsuspecting chick. WTF!?!

Okay, so this video might have been floating around the net for a little while, but it's got Kate Upton wearing a rather fetching bikini while performing her down and dirty krunk dance. Totally worth a repost.

Most fire fighters have to make do with a big red truck and a hose. Not this guy. This guy has a little more style than that. He's going to put out fires from the comfort of his speedboat. Like a god damned boss.

Well, will you look at that, is that a snake I can see? At the back in the glass tank? It looks like quite a large one, or is that just because it's pleased to see Adriana rattling and grinding?