Canada's Got Talent

This is John Webster's entry for the last chance auditions for Canada's Got Talent. Apprently voting has now closed, but fingers crossed this guy has won his place. he's got some tidy bike skills.

Slow clap to these kids for pulling off the best cover of Get Low ever. It really will make you want to achieve elevated levels of boisterousness up in your social gathering. Or maybe it will induce new levels of hating?

Rocio Guirao Diaz, a hot Argentinian model, was knocked out at the beginning of her dance on Argentina's So You Think You Can Dance. When she came to, there were a lot of men staring at her-- some of them were even doctors.

Working on Wallstreet. It's like working at an all you can exploit buffet. Still at least they occasionally get a reality check when a little girl with a mic offers them a napkin to wipe the blood from their hands.

If the original Quake came out as a modern day FPS, what kind of gameplay could you expect? Well, this guy thinks he could hazard a guess & has crafted this video to both mock and lament the consolification of the FPS genre.

I didn't know there was such a thing as finger exercising.. let alone finger ballet LOL

I figured he’d been overpowered, but is seems our hostage is in on the experiment. Who would have thought that a bowling ball to the FACE would be cause for such celebration ? Drinking our own homebrew moonshine, are we ?!

This has to be a once in a life time thing. The clock is about to run out and you take a behind, over the head shot. It goes in and wins you the game. Just think how many school girl chicks are going to want to blow him tonight!

Jon's back & keeping it real with raps about bees & polite Canadian guy letting us know what it’s all aboot, MC Doesn’t Know How To Pluralise is showing the world what he’s all about with these sick rhyme. AWESOME!

Artificial intelligence is one thing but giving robots the ability to swagger? It's just flying in the face of nature. Playing god. Still, he does look way more pimp that the robots out of the Terminator series. Less scary, but way cooler.

The humble nutshot might be a barred move from most MMA leagues, but that doesn't mean it's not a valid and potent form of attack. In the All Balls Brawl it is celebrated and in fact, it's the only legal move!