Calista Valentine's All Mine!

This beauty's hawter than a pit full of Bhut Jolokia chillies inside a volcano en route to the heart of the Sun! She's like a smoking fiery flaming ball of gorgeousness headed straight to my bedroom!

This is a tough gig, Lars Larson works at the Topless Trampolining World Championships, massaging and making sure the competitors are tip-top. The list for an apprenticeship must be endless?

It's time to go old skool for your movie entertainment and get nerdcore as CineFix presents Thor retold, via old-school 8-bit (and a little 16 bit ;) game tech. No quarters or controllers required!

This dude comes speeding down the highway swerving in and out of traffic and suddenly loses control and rolls his car off the shoulder. It's good to know there are people driving linke this on our highways :(

Touring can seem glamorous, but the reality is far from it—Kunt, from Kunt and the Gang, recalls those nights spent in your hotel room wishing that your only comfort wasn’t your right hand.

Nothing like an earthquake while you are live on the air to really test your professional zeal. KTLA Anchors dive under the NEWS DESK while a 4.4 Earthquake rumbles through Los Angeles.

This little cutie has a smoking body AND dance moves.. what more could you ask for? :-)

Think of it as the opposite to snake charming. Making a snake rise out of a bastet, swaying rhythmically as though in a trance is impressive, but not as cool as making it cry out in frustration...

Hosting clearly isn't Jan Kraus' strong suit; he just kind of fell into this gig.

I love people who are SO drunk it's almost impossible to stand up - Good thing he didn't have to take a sobriety test, since destroying property is kind of an automatic disqualification.

Everyone loves puppies, but you probably couldn’t eat a whole one, especially an adorbz Labradoodle puppy. It’s just too much for one person to nom, but it is totes cutez, but not cute enough to warrant a fap, so stop that.