Butthole Tattoo

Yup, it's finally here. The rusty ring tattoo. It was only a matter of time before they became commonplace and before long we'll all want one. I want one that makes my anus look like the sarlacc pit from Star Wars.

A guy goes from total baldness to full-on golden Tarzan look in literally minutes, getting a reverse haircut and beard-cut. A magic pen draws on his facial hair in this awesome stop motion animation.

Sweet Victoria has better curves than any woman on the Internet! Her ample chest cushions have been mesmerizing men for years.

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

I'm sure that if she needs some live subjects instead of a popsicle to practice on there would be no shortage, I'll lead the way!

The GoPro's give an awesome invention, here it gives insight into what it's like surfing biiig waves. Mark Healey, Mikey Bruneau, Anthony Walsh, Jamie Sterling, and Koa Smith get spit out of rifling barrels.

With big responsibility comes BIG FAIL!, it's a law of the universe that cannot be changed - This is why you park your ride yourself instead of shelling out for the valet.

Karma responds quickly to this kick with a head shot to the face.

Well, she wins it. She wins the record for the most stunted performance of the most excitable song since some other piece of crud. It's like she's trying to be enthusiastic but part of her being won't allow it!?

Looks like she might get some carpet burns after this bit of butt-shaking, but there's no denying she can shake it, as though it were speaking to us like a ventriloquist's dummy!

Some think she's cute, others are terrified by the mere sight of her. The girl who puts the fan in fanatical, she's a wild eyed stalker that will give you night terrors. Bad times for bunny rabbits...