"But I Don't Want To Turn Black!"

Kids are so trusting they will believe anything you tell them. Even if you tell them that they turn black on their fourth birthday. It seems the biggest issue is not being able to ride her bicycle. WTF!?!

DoCoMo is back with another lighting fast cooking demonstration. We previously saw them cook fried shrimp in 3 seconds, now watch them make and cook Chinese dumplings in even less time.

I have NO idea why watching other dudes get their family jewels destroyed is just so mesmerizing? I have a feeling that as long as it's not happening to you and someone else instead is SUCH a relief!?

Possessed pets are really popular these days. The power of catnip compels you! The power of catnip compels you!

The Roots' Tariq "Black Thought" Trotter recaps the plot lines of the first four seasons of HBO's Game of Thrones in the form of a catchy rap song on The Tonight Show—and it's the best kind of recap you can get.

I didn't even know that "Skimboarding" was a thing until I saw this video. Apparently it is and it's pretty badass. It's a lot like surfing though, if you're good you can surf a wave and not even get wet!

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Man gets pulled over, but is not satisfied with just a speeding ticket.

This dude staples his co-worker's head. Take that, human resources! You don't have anything on stapling your co-workers' heads... yet.

All it takes is a little dramatic music and a slinky tumbling perpetually down an inclined treadmill becomes an epic struggle of the plucky gravity obeying piece of coiled metal. YOU GO, SLINKY! WOO!

This is very, very impressive and to be able to do it without hurling makes it even more admirable — so if you're single and looking for a future wife, this is the right person for you.