Bottomless Chinese Takeout

Three roommates empty a bag of Chinese food and, like when anyone orders from a Chinese, the food is never ending and the bag appears to be manufactured by the same people who made Mary Poppins'.

This poor dog gets busted eating the cat's treats and might just be the guiltiest looking dog on the planet.

There's a right way and a wrong way to lift a race car, and the guys in this video to an ample job of demonstrating the latter, so if you were looking to destroy a car then maybe you should call these guys up and they could do it for you.

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

One dude's well-orchestrated marriage proposal goes down in flames. Protip: The food court is apparently a great place to take your girl on your first anniversary.

Chicks and balls, it kinda goes together quite well! Lauren Young looks amazing in this video clip for Jacques Magazine. This is the first time in my life I wish I was bowling in her league!

This guy thinks he's being funny, but he really does bring down the house.

This is freaky as heck. About halfway through, the crab actually exits his own shell fresh with a new one. Sometimes I wish I could do this and get a new body - It would mean i could eat all the KFC i wanted to!

Next time you have a ring stuck on your finger that won't come off, get someone to try this life hack and you'll never have to worry about heading to hospital to get the ring cut off ever again.

Barcelona-based comedy YouTube channel Marca Blanca reminds us that not all animals are best friends in this funny spoof of Android's popular "Friends Furever" commercial.