Bobcat Log Splitter

Well I for one welcome our log splitting overlords. Seriously though, I don't normally pop a chubby over heavy machinery, but this monstrosity piqued my interest. Slices through wood like a hot knife through butter.

Jumping into a pool that has a thin layer of ice over the top is a testicle shrinking prospect. It still beats the idea of jumping into a pool that consists of nothing but ice though. Epic buttock bruise inbound.

Diving is a lot of fun, but imagine if you could control the functions of your eyeballs to the point where you didn't even need a scuba mask? Well apparently it's possible, but only if you learn how when you're young.

This is a genius invention, a range of alcohol containers that allow you to drink as much intoxicating booze as possible and never get drunk. What's more, it even barfs up at the end of the evening so you don't feel left out.

Girls-girls-girls, it's always best to know your limits, however cute you might think you are! I don't think I have ever seen someone rotate less on a backflip attempt. I don't think she even completed a quarter of a turn.

This guy is intentionally going out of his way to look awkward and be terrible at chatting up the ladies. Somehow though he still manages to get digits offered to him. Maybe this is a viable pick-up technique?

You can mock the fanaticism and attention to detail that goes into the costumes but you can’t deny that the geek in you loves it. If you’ve ever been to the MCM Expo you’ll know how awesome some of the costumes are.

See? This is what happens when you take the arts out of the schools-- Girls end up in gym class causing accidents.

Clearly, the mare was jealous of the car's superior horsepower.

If you’re feeling like you’re pretty rubbish at life, then meet Lise Linde Kronenberg, a one year old baby who can play a piano concert. Ish. By the time this child is five she’ll be president of the universe while juggling.

Right, you better get watching straight away, because this list will take you quite some time - it’s time to lock the basement door and start torrenting right away. And you’re not allowed out until you’ve seen every single one.