Bieberkinis

Bieberkinis are the hot new thing right now, what do you mean you haven't got one, what the hell is wrong with you?. It's like 'baby, baby baby', but it's also like 'oh…'. Next week, BieberDongs.

How much is too much, when it comes to hotties? It's a question that has troubled the mind of every red blooded man since the dawn of time - Only God knows the answer and he's keeping us guessing!

Some of these are pure genius. How else can you get Mr. T doing phallic insertions into your PC?

Most people are just people. A brave few however, through the power of their actions and the strength of their character are able to become more. bone fide legendary badasses. The lot of them. Prepare to bow to greatness.

So many memes and lots of them originate in movies and television shows—so if you needed to brush up on where the heck all those images you see all the time come from, this is the place.

They might rock your world when they appear on the covers of magazines, or strut down the catwalk, but what about when they warpaint comes off, eh? Would it be like owning a Ferrari that looks like a Ford Focus?

Get it wrong and when your you mature into an adult people will question how you came to have some really unusual social problems when you are amongst your peers & friends.

If you type 'Beauty' into Google, you won't see many black faces, because Google is racist. (It's true, honest.... Google it) Here on Slacker we're equal opportunities oglers & we love black beauties.

I'm guessing that if you're a busy hard-working journalist with deadlines to meet then sometimes you just don't notice the perverted prose you are inadvertently writing, or then again, maybe you do!?

With worldwide financial depression facing us & governments bailing out companies all over the place, what would company logos look like to reflect how they were actually feeling as oppose to the PR image they pay millions for.

It's what you get when you combine college girls full of hormones, no parents and LOTS of alchohol. This is one very good reason why you should study hard to get a university education gentlemen - Let's PARTY!!!