Beep, beep, beep.

You know there's a recession on when the guy driving the baggage truck at the airport needs to make his own beeping noise due to cutbacks. It's crazy! I mean, what, are they charging by the 'beep'?

Not sure what sort of balls Philippe Senderos has been playing around with? These footballers, if they’re not shagging their brother’s wife or sleeping with ladies of the night, they’re doing unspeakable things on the football pitch.

Back when these senior citizens used to watch pr0n, it was all on shot on film reel. Now the experience is much more immersive, for some of these, whose reactions go from shock to enjoying it way too much.

Ever wondered why it was so hard to win a Tanooki suit from one of the Toad houses in Super Mario Brother 3? Yep, Toad was running a scam. Every single chest had a lousy mushroom in it. There WAS no Tanooki suit.

He lives under a bridge and if you wish to pass you'll have to beep loudly at him with you car's horn until he wheels himself out of the way. Some say he's weird, others say he's crazy. They're both right. He's also hilarious.

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

This old guy smashes a jewel thief into his countertop then throws him over the top of it, chasing the thieves from his store. These were just jewels. You should see what he does when people try to steal his Centrum Silver.

Experience the two greatest drama series of all time... simultaneously, as Season 5 of "Breaking Bad" is recut in the style of season 5 of "The Wire" for mega mashup TV heaven.

If you want to know how a real man trims his bush this season, there's only one man to ask - Steve McGranahan. You'll need a chainsaw and a length of rope and as few braincells as possible. WTF!?!

If you are gonna do stupid things then i guess having a video camera onboard to record it is a great idea. I was rather impressed with this drivers skills right up until four guys had to dive to get out of his way.

We've all been there (well, if you play in an orchestra that is): it's a quiet passage and you really really need to sneeze. Try to ignore and keep playing, or disrupt the music to stop and sneeze? This is what happens when you don't quite make it...