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Bears With Cigarettes
Just a quick word of warning; if you EVER meet a bear smoking a cigarette, run. Run like you're never run before. Get Forest Gump up in this mofo. You life depends on it.
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Once he was the envy of the world, kids & adults loved him, if this is how the economy has hit Mickey, just imagine what Minnie must be doing for cash. It's his own damn fault, velveeta stock was a high-risk investment.
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He might be cute but he tells the most obnoxious, toe curlingly bad puns and the worst part is that he looks so proud of them. That's it, I'm adding him to my hitlist.
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It doesn't really get much more awesome than a homemade beer brewing Bender. So stop what you were going to do today, put it to one side, and set about building one of these instead. NOW!
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If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(
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Those 4 words are enough to strike terror into any feline, maybe there's a chance to make a break to freedom through the catflap in the back door, or maybe fight the dog, anything would be better than water!
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Also, if you show me a kindness and stroke me for a while on your lap i will perforate your thighs with my razor sharp claws. Because I am a cat. And all cats are complete and total b*stards.
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The canon of European art is lauded, and rightly so. It's got some fine fleshy paintings that can stir a man's heart. But you can't help thinking it could somehow be improved. And it can, by adding cats.
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You can't really make fun of China anymore when your own country is doing the exact same thing. Still at least we can mock their human rights record and hope they don't mention Abu Ghraib...
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Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.
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Something tells me that if anyone, ever, on the entire planet turns up at a party wearing this little gem around their neck then no red-blooded male who is there will be getting laid that night. Like a BOSS!
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