Babysitting 101

Seriously, if you're at a loss for something to stick in the DVD player to entertain those kids you're babysitting, this looks like a solid bet...

Everyone's always got a name for the little fella, usually it's one of affection or bravado. So here's a list of various names and the reasons for them. They go from the ridiculous to the sublime.

It takes a certain amount of gamer skill and natural talent to pull off a stunt like this - I reckon these 2 soccer star wannabes have totally nailed it!

Ones does not simply walk into Mordor. First you need to go get yourself a nice big sun-hat and a couple of thousand gallons of the strongest sunblock money can buy. Otherwise you'll end up looking like jerky.

With summer approaching it means Hollywood bring out the big guns and the effects-laden action movies to try and get everyone out of the sun and into a darkened cinema. But you know you'll just illegally download them instead.

Scumbag Steve's got nothing on these guys, the leaders of world. They're total masters when it comes to being major scumbags, they're total pros at it, well two of them are, the others still have a bit to learn.

Well this is an interesting display of needing toilet paper..

This looks pretty damn creepy but it's even more creepy if you're familiar with a certain classic shock image from back in the day. Oh Internet, how I love thee.

This takes the concept of an overly attached girlfriend to a whole new level. Also, why the hell did she choose that font? It's butters, yo.

Have you played that new game that's just come out? You know, the one with the character on the front, holding a weapon, what the hell is it called? Dammit, they all kinda look the same to me!

They can't help it. Dog want whatever food you're eating. Steak or salad, it doesn't matter. They wants it. It is the precious. Even as I type this I'm eating a Kit-Kat and ignoring the purposeful stares of an adorable spaniel.