Awkward iPhone Text Conversation

It's nice of your parents to check in to see you are ok, and of course doing what you are supposed to be doing. But sometimes keeping them in the picture might not quite be the right thing to do. LMAO

If you said A then you're not all there. This isn't a debate, it's a matter of right and wrong, and if you're on the side of the A then you're firmly in the wrong. Fact.

I'd like to think that this is exactly what the fish is saying. In reality he's just mouthing soundlessly as he suffocates clasped firmly in the jaws of winged death. That's not as funny though...

Finally. We can all let out a collective sigh of relief, for it is here. The doll that can give every douchebag his Snooki. Make sure to slather your hair with grease like a New Jersey muscle brain monkey before approaching.

Lindsay Lohan. AKA 'Lilo' - There's nothing wrong with this hawt celeb, you might say. Bikini? Check. Ample boobage? Check? Likes to surf? Check. Looks like she likes to party HARD? Che- oh hang on, what's that?!

Who the hell needs deodorant? Stale pee, cigarettes, last night's dinner and beer. Thats the way a real man is supposed to smell.... And that's AFTER they have showered!

They say love is one of the greatest things that can ever happen to you. Well, they have never had their heart ripped to pieces have they!? This is love as played out by the internet's beloved memes. So ronnery.

Girls-girls-girls, what the hell do you think you are doing pulling faces like this in attempt to look cuter than you need to be? Someone needs to get these chicks some glasses b4 those expressions stick for life!

Has this young lady got no shame? No humility? No dignity? What has the world come to when teenage women cavort their wares openly for any old pervert to come along get an eye full. Scandalous.

Pedo Bear has made his way across just about every inch of the internet. Now his approval hits the real world. With how low these sit to the ground and their popularity amongst youngsters, of course he approves of Lamborghinis!

Whereas yesteryear different activities would involve doing different things in different places, now all our activities can be done sitting in front of a computer screen. That's progress.