Australia's Got Talent

Making car noises might sound kinda lame but this guy has spent his life perfecting it. and despite the fact that it's a completely useless talent and he'll probably never get a real job, the judges like it.

Soccer, it's the 'Beautiful Game' and has some great moments, this is NOT one of them! This is the only way Tottenham Hotspur can win their European games. I feel for the goalie really he got robbed by a divot in the pitch!

This party has it all going on, some real cool grooves, a hot tub, hot chicks, no doubt there's some chronic being toked up about the place. It's all good...until. Dayam Shorty's hair be catching fire! You will lol.

Einstein the highly talkative African grey parrot does a perfect impersonation of Matthew McConaughey's signature "alright, alright, alright" catchphrase. Maybe he could star in the next series of True Detective?

WFAA’s Gordon Keith reaches into his bag of lulz and pulls out some medicine that tastes a little like two ferns and spoons it into Zach Galifianakis’s mouth. Prepare to witness genius at work - AWESOME!

If you've never played Sniper Elite V2 and shooting gentleman junk is a preferred past-time, you should probably buy yourself a copy. Not only is there a sweet x-ray kill cam, but you score big for testicular destruction.

I think this is a lesson in celebration FAIL. How he survived this without loss of limbs is a miracle. Leave things like the Fourth of July celebrations to us Americans, eh comrade? We're professionals.

Ever thought that they should introduce tazers to professional sporting events? Yeah, me too. Well, these crazy masochists have done just that and they call the resultant insanity Tazerball. Don't try this at home, kids.

Gangnam is a pretty funky tune and Psy has got himself some sweet moves, but frankly I don't think the song is his any more. Hitler just comes with so much moore swag than psy ever could. It's his song now...

This dude attempts to jump over a fence on his bike but gets so much air he over-rotates and breaks a disc in his back.

So let me get this right, he probably spends all day sniffing other dog's butts, but when it comes to his owner farting he takes offence, al i can assume is what the hell has he been eating?