Ass Candy!

Seems a bit steep of a price to me. I'll sell you my ass candy for only 99 cents a pound!

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

He fits!... barely

Feeling like you can't act correctly in certain situations? Don't worry! Meet the Antartic advice animal who's here to remind just how awkward your life truly is!

Apparently, he wasn't properly shown how to use the potty..

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Bored of real life, nothing going your way? Why not do what this guy did and create a Sim of yourself and live out your weird fantasies in a virtual world. Then go see a psychiatrist you goddamn freak.

You can't fault the logic in this cartoon, two people, one of them male the other one female, and they're both thinking the same thoughts about different things. It's how the world works.

Beating all the horrible fictional monsters from film and literature, the greatest fictional beast of them all. The undead, everliving, pale-bodied feared and revered Jesus H. Christ!

I've never really fully understood this one either. the only difference is that the material is a bit different. Lingerie is more likely to have frilly bits. Other than that they are ostensibly identical.

Ok, first things first of course, make sure the monitor takes center stage and is not obscured by the sh#t load of guns you just happen to keep in your own personal arsenal - OMG!