And You Thought Your Job Sucked!

I once had a position in a lettuce factory and it was my job to peel off the outer leaves and cut it down the middle, then pass it on. I lasted a day. And it wasn't like I was sucking the cr*p out of festival toilets either. Crap jobs, eh?

I know she hasn't been around for a while and is busy having a family, but she was the hottest invisible woman on the planet and i reckon we all want to have a very good look at what she has on show now!

Mike Tyson has certainly had his shares of ups and downs in life. From the looks of the pool, he probably had one hell of a last party before abandoning his mansion!

I bet you were all thinking i was talking about something else, you did, didn't you? Well, you were only half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight. Yep, twins. Just imagine it, you will think you are seeing double perfection.

You might have Oriental cushions on your sofa but I can guarantee that they're not half as appealing as some on display here ! I know which ones I'd rather rest my head between while I watch television !

Now this is what we all want to see babes doing - YEP - making sammiches & other tasty morsels. There's plenty of baking going on but nobody can survive on cupcakes.

They are out there. Waiting. Looking for any oppertunity to get into one of your personal photos and spoil them with their own special brand of posing. Be it a weird face, body part, or god knows what. Fear them.

She could be wearing a cabbage on her head and she'd still look smoking hot. In these shots she's wearing (I believe) a Skullcandy headset. If you spent more than half a second looking at the headset, you're probably a gay.

Lets face it, people are a very strange fruit, sure we are all prone to behavining as a norm in everyday situations, but change the background picture, or calmness into chaos and it seems like little changes.

If you were lucky enough to be in the vicinity of San Diego. CA. in the last week you couldn't have failed to notice some strange goings-on. Hollywood might have gone to a very dark place this year, but not these girls.

Bieberkinis are the hot new thing right now, what do you mean you haven't got one, what the hell is wrong with you?. It's like 'baby, baby baby', but it's also like 'oh…'. Next week, BieberDongs.