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This has to be the best name for a horse EVER. Period. Not open for discussion. I'd follow this sport a LOT more if this nags performance meant it won every race - AWESOME!

This little guy had just been given an apple to eat, and seems to act more like a puppy than a porcupine! He is definitely cute, but not the kind of thing you'd want jumping on your bed in the morning & licking your face!

This kid tries to impress a chick by doing a front flip off a small ledge but over rotates and plows his face into the dirt. She was impressed, but only at his ability to function with so few brain cells!

Everyone hearts the government, especially when it’s led by two toffs who haven’t got a clue — so look at this track as a sort of mantra that you can repeat to yourself without a hint of iron.

Ooooh yeah…..”No Homo”. Just coz you like looking at men’s bodies at the gym & feel funny sensations in your pants, doesn’t mean you’re gay. Seriously, don’t worry about it. You raging gayer!

I'm going to wait for the second generation on the Water Bottle Jet Pack to be launched before i even think of trying it out. It'll be cheaper, lighter, and you'll be able to go twice as far before crashing.

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

You can have so much fun with a rubber snake, scaring women and children and it's also a great way to trick fat people to getting some exercise—and starting fights with stranger's dads.

A forklift is great for two things: lifting heavy stuff when handled properly, and losing your job when it's handled stupidly.

Sorry Rebecca, i know it’s your new single, but it’s this old dude’s moment, not yours. Grandpa so eloquently puts what so many of us have struggled to articulate. He should become a music critic.

Not only does she forget the words to the US National Anthem, but watch what happens when she comes back out to give it another shot.