A Message For America

It's not often a contestant on a VH1 reality show gives us words to live by, but the Greek Mystique, Jonny, does just that. America, it's not how hard you can hit; it's how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward.

It might not sound very funny but going round a department store renaming all of the prodcuts on sale with much more descriptive titles is actually pretty damn hilarious. don't believe me? Exhibit A: Girls Foot bags.

Poor old people NEVER learn... - LOL

Slamming into the side of a building during your base jump is a good indication that your playing the wrong sport. maybe it's time to re-evaluate and take up something like stamp collecting instead?

That last move makes it look like she doesn't have bones in her body.. OUCH

This week's fully interactive Monkey e-mag is brought to you by the letter B for Brianna Frost's Bumtastic Booty - YUMMY!

Proof that this is why you should not skate under the influence! Especially in a contained area full of pissed-off sportsmen wearing armour and carrying potential weapons to wail on you with!

If you like shooting virtual guns at things, chances are you've played Battlefield 3, in which case this will be relevant to your interests. A whole bunch of maps, mods, weapons and vehicles will soon be available!

Who would have thought that these two would make such sweet music together? Who's next? Frank Sinatra and Barney The Dinosaur? It's a cool idea and here's hoping we get to see many, many more of these YouTube Mashups.

Prepare to be amazed by some serious dumb behaviour. It's hard to decide which we recommend less between shooting any kind of gun in your home and shouting "Stop! Stop! Stop!" to protect yourself from gunshots.

Awwwww, bless. Look at this beautiful princess living in an enchanted land with all her enchanted, magical happy friends. But all is not as it seems with this fairy-tale stereotype. Tony Montana, you have competition.